WHY ITS WORTH IT?
Yeah, you might already have some wipes and a spray at home — but not like this.
This is a lifestyle shift.
The Gooch Kit isn’t just another product. It’s your daily defense against funk, friction, and 3 PM regret.
✔️ Curated Convenience
We bundled everything you actually need — not just any wipe, but a wipe made for where it matters. Add a refreshing mist that keeps you cool and confident. All in one pouch, ready when you are.
✔️ Built for Your Body
These aren’t baby wipes. Our formulas are pH-balanced, aloe-based, and designed for the sensitive zone. You know the one.
✔️ Discreet AF
Matte black. Pocket-ready. Airport-safe. Use it at work, post-gym, or pre-date without anyone knowing (but they’ll notice).
✔️ Elevate the Routine
This isn’t just about hygiene — it’s about showing up as your freshest self, wherever life takes you.
USERS GUIDE - GOOCH ECONOMY
How To Freshen Your Gooch Without Raising Eyebrows
Step 1: Wipe the Zone
Head to a stall. Use a Gooch Wipe like a gentleman. Front to back, please.
Step 2: Mist for Victory
A quick spritz ON YOUR UNDERWEAR, gets you cool, clean, and back in the game.
Step 3: Walk Out Like a New Man
No odor. No swamp. Just confidence.
Total time: 42 seconds
Feeling: Like you just showered at the Four Seasons
USERS GUIDE - GOOCH FIRST CLASS
1. Start with the Mouth
Pop open the oral kit. Brush, rinse, spit. You’re halfway to a new man.
2. Handle the Zone
Grab an aloe-infused wipe and hit the gooch, front to back.
Fragrance-free, pH-balanced, no irritation. Just pure clean.
Use the discreet disposal bag — we’re classy like that.
3. Spray the Situation
Two mists of our natural refresher spray, and you’re cooled, deodorized, and ready to re-enter society.
4. Moisturize the Machine
Rub in some of the Skin Food Body Cream — your elbows, hands, even the thighs if you’re feeling bold.
5. Hydrate the Face
Lip balm on. Confidence sealed.
6. The Safety Net
Things went sideways? Pull the ripcord.
We included fresh underwear and socks, because real ones know that a full reset sometimes means starting from scratch.